Monday, January 25, 2010

Ellie Light's True Identity Revealed! (Exclusive Photo!)

At last, the true identity of Ellie Light, the prolific pro-Obama letter writer, has been revealed! She is a close niece to chief Democrat strategist and astroturfer, David Axelrod. Ellie Light not only shares Uncle David's political ideology and ethics, but also resembles her Uncle in appearance.

Ellie is the daughter of Turnoutda and Flickeringporch Light, of Laymebrayne, New York.  She has an older brother, Bud, and a younger brother, Flash.

Her hobbies include scaring children, making excuses for Obama's incompetence, and traveling about the country writing letters to newspapers.

Ellie is single and available for interested Democrat men (wink, wink!).

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