|Jabba the Hut|
Well I may have exaggerated his actual food intake somewhat, but the guy does have a small point (the only thing about him that is small). He told the NHS he had an eating disorder but they sent him to a mere dietitian. This guy needed more than a diet, he needed some serious therapy. Eating disorders are a serious mental health problem and people die from them.
At his fattest, Paul was 70 stone. A stone is the equivalent of 14 pounds, so Paul's weight got up to 980 pounds. Paul finally got lap-band surgery and his weight has shrunk dramatically, down to 518 pounds (hopefully, still dropping). This probably saved his life and prevented a copyright infringement lawsuit from Jabba the Hut.
You go Paul, we're rootin' for ya.
Read all about it (and see some amazing photos) here.
Hat tip to Ann Althouse.