A top French politician was arrested in New York and taken off a plane bound for France, on charges of sodomizing a hotel maid. The arrest occurred ten minutes before take off.
The man is Dominique Strauss-Kahn, a socialist who is expected to challenge Nicolas Sarkozy for the presidency of France. Strauss-Kahn is currently the chief of the International Monetary Fund.
The maid claims Strauss-Kahn came out of his bedroom while she was cleaning the suite. He was nude, threw her down on the bed and forced her to perform oral sex on him. Strauss-Kahn is 62 years old. The maid is 32.
Either Strauss-Kahn has the run-away hormones of an 18 year old, or this story smells. How does a senior citizen force a 32 year old to perform oral sex? Sounds dangerous to me. All those sharp young teeth and all.
I certainly wouldn't want a socialist to be president of France, but this sounds like dirty pool. However, if the story proves true, please have someone prescribe me the same vitamins as those of Strauss-Kahn, for strictly legal uses, I assure you.
Read it all here.
Update: Psota over at Free Will agrees.
Update: Ben Stein at American Spectator agrees.