|The Work of a Satanic Cult?|
|Satanic Cult Expert|
Famed Italian Prosecutor Giuliano Mignini immediately took a bus to the beach, where he declared the sinking to be the work of a Satanic Cult led by Mario Spezi and Amanda Knox. He then began indicting everyone within reach for the crime, including tourists, the homeless, dogs and cats. The offending rocks were too heavy to arrest, but were given a stern warning not to leave town.
Just kidding about that last paragraph. So far anyway.
Read about the tragedy here. No, the real story doesn't involve Mignini, thank goodness.