Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Rick Santorum and Russian Mountain Ranges

Rick Santorum has risen in the polls lately and is giving hope that we may avoid the RINO establishment candidate, Mitt Romney.  God, I hope so.

Romney excites me about as much as cold oatmeal.  With lumps.

As far as this Iowa Caucuses thing goes, I'll be glad when it's over.  What the heck are caucuses anyway?  I thought they were a mountain range in Russia somewhere.  I keep visualizing Iowans in big fur hats, downing shots of vodka, squat dancing on one leg, then the other, jumping up and shouting HEY every few seconds.

 Didn't they ever hear about PRIMARIES in Iowa?   This is all too confusing.  Wake me when somebody wins.

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