Today forty-eight years have passed since Lee Harvey Oswald murdered President Kennedy in Dallas. Funny how time flies.
Of course, a massive conspiracy killed Kennedy. Just ask any campus radical or your local paranoid. They know. A conspiracy of the federal government, the CIA, the Mafia, the Dallas Police and some guy watching the parade from under an umbrella.
This massive conspiracy just goes to show how amazingly competent the government is. Not only can it bring hundreds (if not thousands) of public officials together to commit treason and murder, it can foresee every contingency and hide all of the facts, perpetrators and accomplices for 48 years. Yep, the federal government is that good. How else could they fake the moon landings, assassinate Robert Kennedy and Martin Luther King, then carry out the false flag operation in New York on 9/11/2001? Even now, the government is watching us through our computers, pulling strings, manipulating every factoid and daily occurrence from the fender bender on the corner to the latest war in the Middle East. These guys would make the super-government in "1984" look like rank amateurs. Now you know why the post office is so coldly efficient.
Of course I am being sarcastic. I have always believed that Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy, and that he acted alone. The Warren Commission had it right all along. And I will keep saying that as long as my checks from the CIA keep coming...or until I suddenly disappear one day after the black helicopters come for me....