Michael Moore Declares USA to be Communist

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Michael Moore has declared that cash is a national resource that collectively belongs to everyone in the United States.  It is a national resource, he asserts.  He also believes that people own their jobs and that it should be illegal to transfer jobs out of the USA.

Well now, Mr. Moore, when can I become a check signer on your bank account?  Since your money belongs to me too, I find it quite piggish that you haven't already added me to your bank signature card.

Moore is an ignoramus on economics, which explains why he is such an uber-liberal.  However, his dumb assertions of non-facts illustrates well the mind-set of liberals:  that all wealth in the United States is collectively owned, and what you are allowed to keep after paying taxes is really government's gift to you.

But let's think about this; why should only cash be a collectively-owned asset?  Cash is only a medium of exchange, it has no intrinsic value of its own.  Real estate, precious metals, commodities, stocks and bonds, and hmmm, even film rights must belong to all of us under Moore's brilliant logic.  That means I can start showing "Bowling for Columbine," "Fahrenheit 911" and "Capitalism:  A Love Story" on the wall of my barn and charge public admission.

But don't worry, Michael, I will allow you to do the same.  Consider it a gift.