Jimmy Fallon did a brilliant impersonation of Charlie Sheen, announcing a new brand of men's cologne called "Winning." Fallon's skit inspired my own Photoshop (hey, it was a slow news day, awright?):
And if you can't get enough of Sheen's narcissism, watch the video of his first internet broadcast of "Sheen's Korner" here. In it Charlie spends most of an hour blathering on about nothing in particular while his resident groupies sit behind him smiling and laughing at all of Sheen's bad jokes and witticisms. They had better pretend support or be cut off the gravy train. Pathetic.
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