Thursday, July 14, 2011

My Favorite Pirate Joke

A pirate walks into a bar and, incredibly, he has a ship's steering wheel fastened to his crotch.

The barkeep says "Excuse me, cap'n, but did you know that you've got a ship's wheel attached to your groin?"

"Aye," says the pirate, "It's drivin' me nuts! Aaargh!"


Pat Austin said...

Made me laugh! Linked at SIGIS!

Earl Docks said...

Hehe, haven't read that joke in a while. It's a classic, if green, and probably belongs in the list of funniest pirate jokes.