Thursday, July 14, 2011

My Favorite Pirate Joke




A pirate walks into a bar and, incredibly, he has a ship's steering wheel fastened to his crotch.

The barkeep says "Excuse me, cap'n, but did you know that you've got a ship's wheel attached to your groin?"

"Aye," says the pirate, "It's drivin' me nuts! Aaargh!"

2 comments:

Pat Austin said...

Made me laugh! Linked at SIGIS!

Earl Docks said...

Hehe, haven't read that joke in a while. It's a classic, if green, and probably belongs in the list of funniest pirate jokes.