Julian Assange Demonstrates His Style of Condom Use Before Committing Rapes (Photoshop)

Julian Assange demonstrates his style of condom use

A SABER POINT EXCLUSIVE!

Julian Assange of Wikileaks has been arrested in London by Scotland Yard.  However, he was not arrested for espionage activities against the United States, but on rape charges in Sweden.  Even worse, Assange is being vilified for not using a condom during the rapes!

Rumor has it that Assange has bitterly denied not using condoms during the reported rapes.  Assange swore that he always uses a condom when he rapes people, and also when undermining free nations with espionage.

Before Assange was frog marched into the nearest holding cell, he demonstrated his knowledge of condoms and even demonstrated the proper way to wear one.  See undoctored actual news photograph (okay, maybe it was Photshopped a little) included herein.  Since Julian may be going to prison soon and subject to homosexual rapes, we do hope he wears a condom as shown to fully protect himself against HIV and SDTs.

Further rumors state that Julian Assange wore a condom as depicted for a Halloween party where he went as a penis.

More as the situation develops....

Note to CIA: Isn't It Time for You to Stop Julian Assange?

Julian Assange:  Needs a Visit From the CIA

Julian Assange is some Euro-Weenie running a website called Wikileaks.  Assange has been collecting US military secrets from various traitors who send them via an encrypted, anonymous ISP.  He then posts them on the internet for all the world to see.  This asshole is making war on the United States, attempting to harm our military, our soldiers in the field, our war efforts.  How many of our soldiers will die because of Julian Assange?

Assange would be a traitor if he were a U.S. citizen.  Since he isn't, he is merely a foreign enemy.  I have to wonder why the CIA has done nothing to stop this cretin.  Couldn't they extradite him from Sweden?  Sue him? Lobby Sweden to shut him down? Surely they could get his website shut down, at the very least.  They do nothing, however, and only publicly cringe at the revelations.  There was a time when Assange would now be wearing cement shoes at the bottom of some lake.  Ah, I do miss the good old days.  Call me a traditionalist!  I am so sentimental that way.

There is the possibility that it is the CIA itself who is providing a lot of the leaks; leaks of false information to confuse or mislead the enemy.  The other possibility is that they are ineffective wimps, mirroring the incompetence of their leader.

I can only speak for myself, but I would dearly love to see Mr. Assange retired from the leaks business soon.  Hey CIA, what do we pay you guys for anyway?  Do your damn job.