Kim Kardashian's Twerking Capacity is Awesome!

I had a deep philosophical thought this morning.  Here it is:

Kim Kardashian's butt is so big, she could twerk an entire regiment of U.S. Marines, all at the same time.

If her butt was real estate, it would qualify for its own zip code (postal code for those in Europe).

CHRISTMAS SING ALONG: "I Saw Miley Twerking Santa Claus -- Underneath the Mistletoe Last Night."

I am really offended by this picture.

That's because the schmo on the right is such a lousy looking Santa Claus.

 What on earth was he thinking?  He's not fat and doesn't have a white beard.  He appears to be just some guy with a cigar in a cheap Santa suit.  I am so disillusioned.  Well, that is a nice bass guitar though.