Saturday, September 22, 2007

Ahmadinejad Caught With Lap Dancer


In an incredible display of hypocrisy, President Ahmadinejad of Iran was caught sampling a bit of the local culture in New York as he prepared to address the United Nations this week.
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Yes, President Ahmadinejad decided to visit a strip club to see what lap dancers were all about. Although he claimed to be "doing research" for a "cultural exchange" we have to wonder if the exchange he had in mind involved bodily fluids.
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I was so outraged. I was just getting ready to go down to the local mosque and sign up when the news came in. I decided to tear up my application and join a bowling league instead.

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