Friday, December 11, 2009

SC Governor Mark Sanford's Wife Files for Divorce

Jenny Sanford, wife of SC Governor Mark Sanford, is suing for divorce.  Several months ago, the Guv disappeared for a few days while "hiking on the Appalachian Trail," leading to worries about his safety.

He wasn't hiking.  He was with his mistress, a woman from Argentina.  Nevertheless, Sanford invented a new secret code word for "fooling around."  Today, thousands of randy and cheating husbands wink at each other over the water cooler.  "Hey Joe, what're you going to do while your wife is out of town?"
Joe:  "Me?  I'm going hiking on the Appalachian Trail."  (Laughter)

Hey Jenny -- it's about time.  Kick the bum out.  The voters will later do the same.

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